Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the freeway! It is Musketeer, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

^^^I like that one

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the tundra! It is Steph, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you like it's my job, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

Zang! Who is that, running along the hotel lobby! It is Celticangel, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She roars ominously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

"I'm going to fuck you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Whatever.

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the wasteland! It is SuccubusKitty, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries thunderously:

"I'm going to fuck you into the fourth dimension, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

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Kitty's Lingerie
Kitty's 1000th
Surprise Threesome
Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

Stalking over the fields, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lixy! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to hump you until you turn inside-out!!"



OMG! At first read, I thought it said hair extensions! LOL!

lmao.....you are slaying me today^^

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Who is that, skulking across the cliffs! It is Eliza, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She screams gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to hump you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

Skulking amidst the plains, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Lost! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

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"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been?"
"Out with an alley cat, gettin' some skin."
"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, How did it go?"
"In hot as fire and out soft as snow."


Lost

My pic threads:
as requested
Bound...for pleasure!
Ienki and Andvari DO Vegas
oh, and the one Ienki posted of me...
my camera, my rules
and my newest thread with Kadiya
Lost in Wisconsin w/ Kadiya
Been a while
AWW NUTS!

Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is SouthernCharm, hands clutching a burning branch! She screams vengefully:

"I'm going to torment you like it's my job, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

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I'm an artist and mindfucks are my medium.

Hark! Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is Nice Guy, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows apocalyptically:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

Running amidst the terrain, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Denny! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see until everything has croaked!!!"

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours