Three words... National Ass Day

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hey Skpithisone,You sound like am Enron exec.I think those cocksuckers tried to do the same thing.We're still here......lakritze reporting to you from the People's Republic of Santa Monica.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

oh and Florida is now completely clothing optional too

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

<~~~~ Starts heading for clothing optional Florida to get there in time for National Ass Day

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Institute a policy of "Freakin' Fridays" where attendance at work was optional...taking us closer to the European work week.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

to have a dungeon built in the west wing for Lilith

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

What this country needs is a good five-day weekend with triple time on work days.

Let's make the whole country clothing optional.

That would eliminate all the R & D funding requirements for functioning x-ray goggles.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

My first executive decision would be to have BOTH President Bush's and Pres. Reagan added to Mount Rushmore.

Followed quickly with stripping Pres. Clinton of his former title and banning him from the US...


YES.... I am a PROUD REPUBLICAN....

LOL @ Lilith....

I would also make it mandatory for flavored lube to contain all of the daily allowance of essential vitamins. :lust:

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

LMAO @ Cheyanne. I like the way you think

Maybe we should keep them away Jenna.
I'm sure you could get them TO Mount Rushmore, but half the crowd would want to put them UNDER it. LOL

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My first executive order would be to make jennaflower my Press Secretary! (hmmm...wonder if that would include any "personal" privileges for the President? )



rabbit

oh Rabbit.. I would be soo honored... and YES... there would certainly be more Personal Privileges than could be counted

I would make both of my daughters interns,make Bill Clinton,
President again,and have them deliver their version of an Irish,
instead of a"Lewinski"! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Oh yeah!

Do you think anyone would notice if I converted the Presidential Study into a sex pad?


President Rabbit