07-02-2003, 11:46 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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i like this one, but i can't put it on my car cause it doesn't apply
"My other car is a piece of shit too!"
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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07-03-2003, 05:21 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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All time personal fave.........Grass, gas or ass! No one rides for free!
~~~~OR~~~~
If you get any closer.................lick me!
*I dare not put any on the truck......hubby would kill me!*
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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07-03-2003, 06:16 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England
Posts: 2,612
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I've always wanted to see
"If you're close enough to read this you better be using lube!!"
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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07-03-2003, 06:18 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England
Posts: 2,612
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Quote:
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If you get any closer.................lick me!
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Lixy baby you should always wear a badge that says that !!! *licks....nibble, suck, lick, slurp.....hehehe oooooooops slipped*
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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07-03-2003, 02:59 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Scotland
Posts: 9,484
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Saw this on the back of a 16-ton flatbed truck this morning....
"TOO CLOSE!
or do you really WANT
to test your airbag?!?"
Needless to say, I kept back!!
DM
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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07-03-2003, 03:17 PM
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Wishful Thinker
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Augusta, Georgia
Posts: 3,234
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How about:
HONK
if you really want me to jam my fucking brakes!
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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07-03-2003, 04:36 PM
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Damnit Boy!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The town that fun forgot...
Posts: 768
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I saw this one this today
CAUTION:
Don't follow to close
Driver chews tobacco
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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd
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07-04-2003, 02:14 PM
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Insatiable
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: WNY
Posts: 8,935
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Two I wish I had:
Don't blame me, I voted for Bush/Quayle.
Don't blame me, I voted for Dole/Kemp.
...sorry Lil... 
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07-06-2003, 02:53 AM
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Mrs FussyPucker
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: England
Posts: 3,635
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A car I see regularly has a sticker that I think is great:
"Back off, I'm a Goddess!"
As for me, I don't have any bumper stickers on my car...hell I'd settle for an engine that worked, right now. 
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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"
M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !
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07-06-2003, 09:07 PM
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Junior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2
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My favorite of all time (so far)...
"He's dead, Jim! You get his communicator, I'll get his wallet!"
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09-12-2003, 03:31 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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***BUMP ***
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09-12-2003, 03:38 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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Good bump, SS.
"If you can read this, I've lost my trailer"
"I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine"
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-12-2003, 05:06 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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I have this one up on my fridge...
:God is coming. Look busy."
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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