Oh sure, get all scientific...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Cats urine glows under a black light........ I think dadaist is going after the wrong kind of pussy

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

LOL FP....might find out what you been doing to the cat...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

omg rotflmao@ STO & FP

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I'm innocent(ish) I tell ya !!!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

**THUD**

((Picks myself up off of the floor)))

Ya learn something new here everyday.......................

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Whats next? Chastity belts while the men folk are off on a crusade?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Too f'in funny! And correct for that matter.........but so does semen. Saw a thingy on 20/20 (or similar show) and it caught my eye cause they proved with a black light that hotels don't wash their comforters (just the sheets) all that often. I know this to be true as I worked as a maid a couple of times and was only required to remove the comforter once a month (it was documented on daily work sheet as to last washing). Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Oh.....and lakritze? Did I ever say Welcum to Pixies and I'd love to try and balance on that hammock wit ya? I mean.............um.......hi and welcum and um.....hi! Oh geezzzzzzzzzz............bye!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

What a great idea! I'm surprised no one's thought of that before.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author