the BIG list would be great

*Did i miss an asshole passing through....shit shit shit!!

Love to give a good shutdown....a verbal parry...ahhhh thems the days*

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I think in Japan it's called, "Ah So," and all this time you thought that was just an innocent expression like "Kemo Sabe."

(Just teasing)

I agree with Cheyene 100%

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Missy

I think Steph has hit the nail on the head. Many are attention seekers who like to get a response. Some are just plain idiotic dickheads who care not a zot about anyone else.

Okay, but what about the falsely accused ashole? I know from personal expierence that just simply being an honest guy can lead to being known as an asshole. I'm mean to say that I am honest... I, on a regular basis fall into the "what do you think about my new boyfriend trap". It has happened so many times that I refuse to offer any answer when asked that question. I tell them what I think... he proves me right... and the whole time I get treated like an asshole.

so does being truthfull make one an asshole, or is it a false accusation?

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"When I am empty, Please dispose of me properly."

Lilith,

Do you think you hit a nerve here?

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Eudaimonia

Assholes are plentiful so I knew everyone would have an opinion.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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The bad thing about assholes is there is no monopoly of them.

The REAL BAD thing is that it seems to be a contagious condition.

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Lessergod,just remember,tis better to be called an arsehole
[english version] than born one

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

all this talk of "ass~holes" reminds me of some graffiti seen in a local bar~~~~~


why are jobbies pointed???





So your bum (asshole) doesn't bang shut!!!!!!!




sorry folks! I'll go to my room now!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

why is everyone using ass hole like it a negative thing
I think everyone should know how to be an ass hole there are sometimes when you just need to be an ass hole like when dealing with people who are full time ass holes

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Pantyfanatic-everybody has one...you just got to develope it.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Ok..here's the lyrics that Wench was talking about to the Dennis Leary song

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, My kids and my car
nMy feet on my tableand a cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
So i've gotta go out
and have fun at someone else's expense
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Chorus
I'm an assholeX2

I use public toilets and I piss on the seats
I walk around in the summertime sayin how about this heat

Chorus

Sometimes I park in handicapped places
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Chorus

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaaaaa

Chorus

Spoken:

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac
Eldorado Convertable, hot pink with whale skin hub-caps and all
leather cow interior and big brown babby seal eyes for headlights.
Yeah and I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour
getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheese
burgers from Mc Donalds in the old fasion, non-biodegradible styrofoam
containers and when I'm done suckn' down those greaseburgers I'm gonna
wipe my mouth on the American flag and then I'm gonna toss those
styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a god-damned
thing you can do about it, you know why? Cause we got the bombs that's
why.

Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons Ok? Russia, Germany, Romania- they can have
all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right
through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of a
difference because we got the bombs OK? John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen. And
as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke out and
he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold
shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off he's
gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam
Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas.

(Hey you know you really are an asshole)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal.....

I'm an asshole x2
A-S-S-H-O-L-E everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

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Like I always say..I'd rather be an asshole than a whole ass!

Yes! I'm an asshole!

But I'm allowed to be........


I'm self confessed!

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

Truly...I only know one asshole who was apparently born that way, and I don't think I'd trade him for anything...sometimes being called an asshole isn't always a bad thing...it just means ya aren't gonna lie down and be a doormat and have a blunt/frank way of speakin...of course there is bein a real asshole...and bein a real dickhead...lotta people get em confused I think

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."