02-17-2003, 10:28 AM
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Hiya, Oldfart! You know, one man's walking stick is some woman's... I think that's how it goes.  (This blasted HalfTimer's Disease kicks in every... Well... half the time.  )
Groucho said: A man is only as old as the woman he feels. I think it goes both ways. 
Anyway, you get the picture. 
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02-17-2003, 05:48 PM
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Messa?
Could you do me one small favour? It is only a small one.
Could you turn around (in your AV)?
I hate to ask but I am trying to eat my dinner and your pic is putting me off.
Damn! My goldfish now need to be taken out for a walk!
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02-17-2003, 05:52 PM
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Sure thing, sweet cheeks. *wiggling and bending over to receive my destiny*
You know you want me, Big Boy!
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02-17-2003, 05:57 PM
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Someone told me that there is a real 'gruesome' here.
Hi! Just popping in to say 'hi' to Messa.
*Looking*
Jesus!!!!
Looks like we have found the 'Missing Munster.'
Has this thread has an 18 certificate? It should.
*Looking again*
My God! What is she doing now???
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02-17-2003, 06:01 PM
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*Groan*
Messa, *choke* please stop wiggling your buttocks???
Don't feel well!
Anyone who fancy walking my fish, better do so now.
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02-17-2003, 06:11 PM
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Re: *Groan*
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Originally posted by Evggz
Messa, *choke* please stop wiggling your buttocks???
Don't feel... well... well I can barely control myself!
Anyone who fancies walking my fish, better do so now. I MUST have this goddess of a woman before I burst.
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Oh my dearest, Evggz! Pull out your mighty stallion and let my thighs and linens receive your effusion! Please! My heart's fluttering so, in rivulets of fire! Quickly, unleash your fluids and put it out!
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02-17-2003, 06:12 PM
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Evggz has collapsed!
This is the Main Headline!
Evggz, new member of Pixies, has just been taken away by ambulance after meeting fellow new member, Messalina. His present condition is said to be grave.
Additionally, the police are on their way to arrest Ms Messalina for really indecent exposure and for visually assaulting Mr Evggz.
This Reporter prays that Mr Evggz will get better soon (if at all).
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02-17-2003, 06:18 PM
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Ah! your irresistible thrust has murdered at once my maidenhead, and very nearly me!
He swoons from the passion of our embrace! (And rightly so! )
You must not think to hide your treasures from my gaze. My sight must be feasted, as well as my touch! Hang on Eggy love... I'm on the way!
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02-17-2003, 06:22 PM
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Noooooo!
*faint gasp*
Doctor! Please keep her away from me! *choke*
She's mad! Mad I tell you!
*feeble cough*
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02-17-2003, 06:27 PM
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Re: Noooooo!
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Originally posted by Evggz
*faint gasp*
Doctor! Please keep away from her! She's MINE!
She's mad about me! Mad for ME, I tell you!
You bewitching vision, you have stolen my heart, my soul, and my spunk!
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Evggz, you hot babe magnet... How can I resist your charms? Take me! Take me now!
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02-17-2003, 06:31 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: "My God! The man is having a heart attack. Get that woman? off him - now!"
*choke*
Help me!
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02-17-2003, 06:32 PM
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All he needs is a little boost...
Ride me cowboy!
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02-17-2003, 06:37 PM
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Attention!
Due to the the explicit nature of this thread, we have no choice but to close it down.
Please accept the apologies of Messalina who, as well as having an extremely ugly avatar, appears to have no control of her womanly urges.
Disgusting!
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