01-14-2003, 04:26 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 2,394
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OK - So I'm the only douche here??
Persistent and invasive, I have a penchant for flushing out the dirty secrets and hidden truths from those I know.....
Well, yes, but.... I mean..... Oh really! LOL! 
CasperTG
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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.
-- Prince George
My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm
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01-14-2003, 06:20 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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I'm a tissue too!
Tissues
You're dependable and you don't mind dealing with unpleasant situations. However, you sometimes let yourself get used by others.
dicksbro! I can't stop lmao here!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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01-14-2003, 06:29 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: ~ Love Street ~
Posts: 3,099
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I'm a toothbrush.
A hard worker, others sometimes see you as abrasive when,
in truth, you're just focused on the task at hand.
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You did what you knew how to do. And when you knew better, you did better
~Maya Angelou
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01-14-2003, 06:40 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: London, UK
Posts: 4,505
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I'm Aftershave ... smell me!!!
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Erotically yours... Gus 
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01-14-2003, 06:00 PM
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Southern Belle
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The South
Posts: 3,731
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Razor for me.
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01-14-2003, 10:14 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Humpty Doo, Australia
Posts: 40
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I'm a boring old bar of soap.
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Sanity is only an optional extra
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01-15-2003, 10:20 AM
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Coca-Cola Cowboy
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 445
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body lotion
I won't do you any good if you leave me in the bottle, but grab me and give me a little squeeze and in return I'll make you feel good all over!
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Do any of you girls like cowboys?
I'm at work and the firewall won't let me chat, Sigh...PM's and e-mail ok
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01-15-2003, 10:38 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
Posts: 4,134
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Well Aqua,I guess that you&I are the only backscrubbers here!
Obviously,people just don't know what they are missing. Irish
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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01-15-2003, 11:29 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: London
Posts: 83
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I am a bar of soap.
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01-15-2003, 10:40 PM
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HornDawg Cowboy
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 1,678
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"Aftershave" Smell This............... 
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01-16-2003, 01:43 AM
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Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: T.O.
Posts: 20,828
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Makeup remover?
If I were a hygiene product, I'd be "Makeup Remover". I openly admit to being imperfect, which is admirable. However, instead of dealing with my issues, I'd rather postpone them.
Huh?
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01-16-2003, 08:32 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Launceston , Tasmania, Australia
Posts: 1,903
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another loofa here, I presume that is what Aussies would call a sponge.
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01-16-2003, 08:39 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
Posts: 4,134
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G.G.---If you have a Boston(Kennedy)accent,a loofa is a
loafer(slacker)! Irish:yellghst:
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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01-17-2003, 02:06 PM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
Posts: 1,853
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Something new: I´m Lotion!
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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01-19-2003, 03:07 AM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,552
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I'm a do I dare say it Tampon
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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