1. Make all women want to love me always.

2. Maintain a continuous erection.

3. Travel the world safely to meet them all

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

1. I would make everyone love me.

2. I would make myself multi-orgasmic

3. I would put 36 hours in a day...more time for fun...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

osuche~

1. everyone already does............... but be careful what you wish for.

2. that's MY job. :lust:

3. http://zapatopi.net/metrictime.html LMFAO

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**signing up for Metric Time***

--as long as the whole world follows it.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

When I was done I'd:

1. Name all my offspring

2. Retire to the South Pacific

3. Relax!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Denny, which island should I meet you at?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. Make sure my kingdom (on a warm island) understands clothing is optional.

2. Make sure that polyamory was legal and widely accepted.

3. Mastering the cooking of a perfect bowl of pho (they can't all be about sex!)

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

1. Somebody would give us a couple of new cars
2. I'd win a lottery big enough to help our kids all have a great life.
3. I like gigi's idea for a warm island where clothing is optional.

1. Make ill manners a criminal offence.
2. Ban loud music for anyone while washing their car near me.
3. Stop British people from saying "Hi", we just can't do it right.

1. Make some days "clothing optional" days for work or play.
2. Require all car manufacturers to provide 3-year bumper-to-bumper warranties on all but consumables such as windshield wipers.
3. Highway contractors be required to guarantee against cracking and/or potholes for a minimum of 10 years.