Being told my boss isn't my boss anymore...the evil twin is.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Bell, book and candle time?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Having the battery run down for the third time in the last month, forcing me to get a new one...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Why am I suddenly visualizing spitting green pea soup and bad lighting?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The windshield wipers on my car. Well, the one on the driver's side anyway. The damn thing seems to be sticking. It goes all the way on the upstroke but doesn't go all the way back down. Of course it's raining here today so it's not like I actually needed the wipers when I was out earlier.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'll probably appear to be a bitter old man making two posts in a row on this thread..... oh well I'm a bitter old man then.

I finally had a much needed incredible night's sleep last night so I woke up feeling very refreshed. Was sitting here with my cup of mint tea sending off my morning PM to a friend when I hear something outside. "FUCK ME!!!" it was the garbage truck. I was in no state of dress to go running out after him with my garbage so it appears as if it gets to sit in the basement getting all stinky for another week. Damn time change.

My own fault I guess for going to bed really early last night and not taking it out then.

Still pissed me off though.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

2 things so far...

The postman - delivering my credit card statement to the guys upstairs, whom I don't like nor trust.

That seller on ebay - I don't care if you have a postal certificate. I have no items! I needed them a week ago!

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being pissed on

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One co-worker being mean to another...and I am sick and tired of being the mediator!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

"You have reached the voicemail of Dr. ****'s nurse, Linda. I am in the office but am unavailble to take your call. If you are calling to receive biopsy results please leave a message and I'll return your call at my earliest opportunity."

Seven times...........

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Getting yelled at by my boss this morning...but he mended fences in the evening

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Maybe they were all out back of the office having a BBQ.

Abner, woke me up at 6 and I can't go back to sleep!

My ankle is still sore and swollen

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

After spending 2 hours putting togeather the Charcoal grill I bought. Getting to the final step of putting the cooking grates in. Finding out they are to small and want to fall off the ledge they are made to sit on.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell