08-08-2002, 09:44 PM
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"Noooooooo!! Karl, my dear, sweet, deliciously moist friend!" -Bravo
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08-08-2002, 09:50 PM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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"Well, if anybody needs me, I'll be upstairs writin' James Joyce's Ulysses." -Bravo
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08-08-2002, 09:53 PM
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"That's ridiculous! Are you implyin' that me... no... anymore... smart?" -Bravo
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08-08-2002, 09:58 PM
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"Momma, do we have any iodine? I'm afraid this arm's gonna hafta come off." -Bravo
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08-08-2002, 10:09 PM
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Kid: "Are we still friends?"
Old guy: "Sure. We're as close as an elderly gay man and a straight teenage boy can be."
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08-09-2002, 02:03 PM
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"Suzie, when we get married, do you wanna have children? Cuz I want monkeys." -Harold
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08-09-2002, 02:03 PM
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The Pantene Claw: "I can offer you wealth, power, good references..."
Bravo: "Do ya have a talkin' monkey?"
Claw: "Uh... yes."
Bravo: "I'm in!"
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08-09-2002, 02:06 PM
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"Ya see, it's like this, Dr. Franken, uh, Jones: After I eat, I experience a loss of appetite, sometimes for hours. And at night, I lose consciousness till morning. And sometimes, I lose my train of thoug-- hey, burritoes!" -Bravo
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08-09-2002, 02:07 PM
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Bravo: "So lemme get this straight. Yer gonna remove my brain, but I get to go out with her?"
Scientist: "Yes."
Bravo: "Hmm... Well, ya know I-- hmm... I'll do it!"
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08-09-2002, 02:08 PM
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"So I beat up yer dad. Wanna go out?" -Bravo
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08-09-2002, 02:12 PM
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"You gotta blink sometime, you rascal, you." -Johnny, having a staring contest with his friend Plank... the, uh, plank of wood
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08-09-2002, 02:14 PM
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"Gee, Plank, ever think you may as well be talkin' to a piece of wood? ...Plank? Plank?! Oh, no! Not you, too!!" -Johnny
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08-10-2002, 01:30 PM
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"Polly want a... ah, who cares?" -A neutered parrot
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08-10-2002, 02:37 PM
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Just me.
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Thanks, Unc. After all the sex threads, we needed a bit of seriousness to help keep perspective.
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08-10-2002, 05:24 PM
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it's what i do, dicky.
"No, it wasn't me, I swear! It was the two-armed man!" -Bravo
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