11-13-2012, 10:51 AM
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You say, "I think I need someone to proofread my posts even more.", and I say, "Have you eer read a sexual encounter in Braille?"
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11-14-2012, 05:37 PM
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Member of weird club
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You say "Have you eer read a sexual encounter in Braille?" and I say "Gives me goose bumps just thinking of it."
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11-15-2012, 06:16 AM
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Just me.
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You say, "Gives me goose bumps just thinking of it" and I say, "Goosing can be part of the fun."
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11-24-2012, 11:43 AM
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You say "Goosing can be part of the fun" and I say "Bring on the fun."
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11-25-2012, 03:07 AM
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Just me.
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You say, "Bring on the fun," and I say, "Let's play in the hay."
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11-25-2012, 05:57 PM
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You say "Let's play in the hay" and I say " I know where there is a barn."
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11-27-2012, 05:08 AM
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You say, "I know where there is a barn," and I say, "Here in the middle of the cornbelt you know where a barn is?"  |
11-27-2012, 02:46 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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You say, "Here in the middle of the cornbelt you know where a barn is?", and I ask, "Is there more than hay to roll in?"
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11-27-2012, 04:21 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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You say, "Is there more than hay to roll in?" and I say, "I've got a bottle of baby oil"
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11-27-2012, 04:32 PM
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You say "I've got a bottle of baby oil" and I say " where can we meet?"
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11-27-2012, 08:58 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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You say, "Where can we meet?" and I say, "at my house in 15 minutes!"
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11-28-2012, 03:55 AM
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You say, "at my house in 15 minutes" and I say, "Why do we have to wait so long?" 
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11-28-2012, 11:17 PM
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You say "Why do we have to wait so long" and I say "I'm with him."
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11-29-2012, 04:09 AM
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You say, "I'm with him" and I say, "I hoped I was with Tess in her Christmas nightie."  |
12-02-2012, 08:46 PM
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You say "I hoped I was with Tess in her Christmas nightie" and I say "Can't go wrong with that."
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