False, we have one moving in right now, in fact. Not that we've had excessive amounts of rain, but we certainly haven't been drying out.

T or F:
You have a bunch of used books you can off-load to a used bookstore that you haven't yet.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True … and I should do that.

T or F: You sometimes help at a soup kitchen or food pantry.

False, my "spare" volunteer time is spent elsewhere.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I have, but only on occasion. Most volunteer time is visiting shut-ins from our church or helping my wife at the school (when it's open).

T or F: You've visited a museum within the last year.

True, but probably only barely true on the "within the past year" part.

T or F:
YOu have driven a manual transmission vehicle within the past year.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

False … but I used to have manual transmissions and enjoyed driving them. I remember when you paid extra for automatic … and now it's the other way around.

T or F: You need to get an oil change pretty soon.

Not sure how to answer that one. My skin oils are constantly replacing themselves as it is.

T or F:
You have unused plumbing piping lying around the house or storage unit somewhere.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Yep. I do got sum PVC pipe in da storage shed.

T/F: Yuz got a pick-up truk.

False, and has been for years. Last vehicle I owned, but it gave up the ghost long ago.

T or F:
When you were a kid, you owned a pogo stick.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

False. That's one of the things I never had. Can't even remember seeing any in the stores or even in the Pennys or Sears catalogs.

T or F: You're in a real good mood this morning!

True, several things already have me thinking...

T or F:
You are currently, multi-tasking, not just staring at your computer monitor.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True if laying back down counts. I think I will sign off and try to get another hour or two sleep. Nighty-night … or should I say, Morning-morning.

True, it is morning, at least here at this moment.

T or F:
There is at least one example of a song you've listened to for years that you didn't understand the real meaning of, until quite recently.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I'll say false … I'm sure there have been some but I just can't think of any right now.

T or F: Your car needs an oil change.

False, having no car, it's doesn't need oil!

T or F:
You worry about the taller trees in your yard someday coming down on your house/apartment.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.