04-03-2004, 06:38 PM
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Reading is to book ... as blowing is to a flutist
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN 
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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04-03-2004, 07:29 PM
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Combing hair is to Arthur Fonzarelli as ... singing is to Beverly Sills
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04-04-2004, 05:40 AM
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Bricks are to buildings as ... dirt is to gardens.
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04-04-2004, 07:59 AM
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Motors are to machines as ... Muscles are to animals.
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04-05-2004, 04:56 PM
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Nerves are to animals as ... electrical circuits are to buildings.
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04-05-2004, 05:07 PM
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a bass fiddle is to a guitar.
A Trojan is to birth control as ...
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04-05-2004, 10:13 PM
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A Trojan is to birth control as ... a treaty is to arms control.
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04-06-2004, 07:00 AM
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Robes are to a Choir as ... uniforms are to a sports team.
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04-07-2004, 03:24 AM
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Language is to humans as ... understanding is to concept
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04-07-2004, 04:02 AM
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Seeds are to Flowers as ... Dawn is to Day
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04-07-2004, 09:32 AM
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Childhood is to adolescence.
Seperation is to divorce as...
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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04-09-2004, 03:30 PM
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Seperation is to divorce as...Hors d oeuvres are to Dinner.
A Camera is to a Picture as...
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04-10-2004, 05:50 AM
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A camera is to a Picture as ... Paints are to a Painting.
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04-14-2004, 03:46 PM
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Bras are to breasts as ... trees are to golf.
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04-14-2004, 03:51 PM
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Hardons are to sex as ... batteries are to vibrators
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