Okay, I thought that this would make for a fun thread. If you could have a bumper sticker that said anything that you wanted it to, what would you have written on it?


Mine would say:

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Then Judging From Your Passenger Seat Occupent, You Must Be Blind.

Mine would say:

I am not speeding...I am qualifying.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Backdafuckup!!!!

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All extremists should be taken out and shot.

"I'm just an ignorant warrior who believes love means you're willing to fight and die for your fellow living beings."

Evil Bitch seeks Nice Guy for love/hate relationship!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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OK, this is going to be long:

CAUTION: I brake for hallucinations.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

WARNING: Driver does not play well with small cars.

Friends don't let friends drive Chevys

Honk if you think I'm Jesus

If you can read this, you're in range.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

My Wife's other car is a broom.

BEER : Helping white guys dance since 1842

Jesus Love You - everyone else just thinks your an asshole.

You can't spell CRAP without RAP

God hates Rednecks - Tornadoes only hit trailer parks.

Dicourage inbreeding!! Ban Country Music!!

Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.

JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!

Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

Backoff, I'm a postal worker.

I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!

Happiness is a Belt Fed Automatic Machine Gun

Fight crime, shoot back

If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children

Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier

My karma ran over your dogma

I drive this way just to piss you off

Lost your cat? Look under my tires

I wonder how you'd drive with that cellphone shoved up your ass

Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus

Welcome to Texas, now go home

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

Mafia staff car

Thank you for not breeding

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

A fool and his money are my best friends

A fool and his money are soon partying


If you want more, I have more

don't laugh, it could be your daughter in the front seat

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

oh Lilith does that mean I get to come home with you tonight.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

Moosehead - a great beer, and a new experience for the moose.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

One for Lilith

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

*it isn't original, but i really liked it*

"I listen to what the rice crispys tell me to do"

that's excellent !!!

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

Prevent road rage, get the *&%# out of my way!

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

can i throw a button in here?

"Kiss me, I'm Irish"

hehehe....couldn't resist irish...sorry man.

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

TY Oldfart (((((hugs)))))

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas