>"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
>of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
>
>A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
>the night to ask,
>"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you
>think.
>
>If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she
>doesn't sit
>around
>whining about it. She does something she wants to do.
>And it's usually
>something more interesting.
>
>A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
>assured in who she is,
>what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women
>past the age of 30
>give a damn what you might think about her or what
>she's doing.
>
>Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
>screaming match with you
>at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
>restaurant. Of course, if
>you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if
>they think they can
>get away with it.
>
>Older women are generous with praise, often
>undeserved.
>They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
>
>A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
>you to her women
>friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore
>even her best
>friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other
>women. Women over 30
>couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
>because she knows
>her friends won't betray her.
>
>Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
>confess your sins to a
>woman over 30. They always know.
>
>A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red
>lipstick.
>This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
>
>Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is
>far sexier than
>her younger counterpart.
>
>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
>you right off you
>are
>a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have
>to wonder where
>you
>stand with her.
>
>Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
>reasons.
>
>Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
>stunning, smart,
>well-coiffed
>hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
>yellow pants making
>a
>fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
>
>