03-19-2003, 06:26 PM
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Made in England
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Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Quote:
Originally posted by Oldfart
"See, woman?
I told you I was sick!"
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I think it should read.....
"HERE LIES OLDFART"
"QUITE THE STINKER, HE WAS"
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03-20-2003, 08:31 PM
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Location: Central Coast, California
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I don't like the idea of an old boring tombstone.. I want to have a button hooked up to a tape of me saying random things like "See ya soon.." "Hi, I'm dead, leave a message after the beep. (beep)" "God no, dig! let me out! I can't breath."
...Maybe a cool little lazer lightshow to go with it.
I'd have the only grave in the world with a full working lazer lightshow. It would be like Vegas. People all over would line up to see the crazy guy with the lightshow and talking grave.
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03-21-2003, 10:42 AM
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Location: North Australia
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Bibi......
Cad perhaps, bounder almost certainly, but stinker?
I am cut, but being dead, not bleeding. LOL
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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03-21-2003, 12:15 PM
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Serious Member
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Location: Right above the centre of the Earth
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Under this sod lies another.
I'll be back!
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.
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03-23-2003, 07:04 AM
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Junior Member
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Location: New England
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Help me.. I've fallen and can't get up !
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03-23-2003, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: texas
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A crazier son of a bitch,
There never will be.
Pointed his sword at the dragon,
And now here lies he.
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Over the Mountains and Through the Trees
Does the Single Echoing Voice Howl,
And Out of the Shadows Steps the Lone Silver Wolf
Singing Through the Divine Forest On his Nightly Prowl.
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03-23-2003, 08:39 PM
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"Excuse me, but do you know you are standing on my foot?"
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03-23-2003, 09:45 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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If I die on the Russian front
Bury me deep with a Russian.........
Oh, wait........that's what hubby wants on his! LOL! JK folks!
I'm not going to be buried.....but if I were, I would want the stone to say.......
I try and try to rest in peace,
I'll make this brief, to say the least.
I'm dead for sure, but I'm not gone!
I think I left the iron on!
TeeHee! I just made that up!
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~Thomas Dewar~
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09-12-2003, 04:01 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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~*~*BUMP *~*~
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01-27-2004, 01:34 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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**** BUMPING AGAIN ****
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01-27-2004, 01:57 PM
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1 of 8,213,984,035
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"Remember me as you walk by,
as you are now so once was I,
as I am now, soon you will be,
so prepare yourself to follow me."
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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01-27-2004, 02:17 PM
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"I know that this looks bad,
but I can explain..."
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Eudaimonia
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01-27-2004, 02:28 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Room for rent in a very quiet neighborhood.
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01-27-2004, 02:43 PM
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Unusually Curious
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Location: Queensland,Australia
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"Thank Christ That's Over!"
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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01-28-2004, 07:50 PM
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Location: UK
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I'm not going to be buried.....but if I were, I would want the stone to say.......
Finally found a place to park!!
Father,Dad,Motorist!!
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Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I... I'm with you
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