You have made 12.796875 gallons and 106.7950918125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 91 yards.
You have killed approximately 589,680,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3276 kittens.



I blame my youth and busy lifestyle

CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

You have made 19.296875 gallons and 161.0402178125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3722222222222 football fields!
You have killed approximately 889,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4940 kittens.

Damn..I GOTTA find another hobby!...LOL

You have made 20.3125 gallons and 169.51601875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.4444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 936,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5200 kittens.

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

You have made 35.546875 gallons and 296.6530328125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.5277777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,638,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9100 kittens.

Damn, didn't realize the stats! Have to work harder to catch up to others!

You have made 11.578125 gallons and 96.6241306875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 82.333333333333 yards.

You have killed approximately 533,520,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 2964 kittens.






rabbit

You have made 39 gallons and 325.470756 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9984 kittens.

Next time someone says I'm a great big wanker, I'll have to agree!
What is it with the kittens? or am I too innocent to know?

You have made 26 gallons and 216.980504 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!

You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 9984 kittens.

You have made 125.125 gallons and 1044.2186755 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 8.8977777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,765,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 32032 kittens.

Hmmmmmmmmmm....am I a bad person?

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

YES. And it's what I like about you, my friend

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

denny---According to your profile,you were born in 1949!I was born in 1944,so you have less time,creating sperm, then I.I bow
to your dedication! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

You have made 17.265625 gallons and 144.0886159375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.2277777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 795,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4420 kittens.

Definately not something I would normally think about,but Damn that's impressive!!

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" I'm not a PERV....I'm not,I'm not,I'm not!! Who the hell am I trying to kid!!! Yes I am "

Seriously? You've swallowed that much? That's like, what... almost every load your man blows? I think that's even more than me!

I have made 13.40625 gallons and 111.880572375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 95.333333333333 yards.
I have killed approximately 617,760,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 3432 kittens.

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live ur life as long as u can as long as ur able to groove


Some (privat?) photos:

Our 3-Some-------------------------------- My Blue Toy
Bathing Time
Some of our toys
Body Pix
Tequilla
Shaving
Bubble Butt --> A soapy Ass
Tub-Shave

You have made 1787.5 gallons and 14917.40965 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 95.333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 61,776,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9507 kittens.

*shock/horror* IS THIS REALLY ME?!

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

You have made 8.125 gallons and 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 57.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 374,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2080 kittens.

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.