>
> >
> > THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
> >
> > ~ Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy.
> >
> > ~ Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.
> >
> > ~ BoBo, come back with that! Bad dog!
> >
> > ~ Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
> >
> > ~ Hand me that, uh, that uh, thingie.
> >
> > ~ Crap, I just lost my Rolex.
> >
> > ~ Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
> >
> > ~ Darn, there go the lights again.
> >
> > ~ Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, this guy's got two of
> > 'em.
> >
> > ~ Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
> > concentration off.
> >
> > ~ What's this doing here?
> >
> > ~ I hate it when they're missing stuff in there.
> >
> > ~ That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
> >
> > ~ I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
> >
> > ~ Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all...
> >
> > ~ Sterile, shmerile. The floor's clean, right?
> >
> > ~ Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
> >
> > ~ And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of
> > the ape...
> >
> > ~ Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
> >
> > ~ Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
> > nature.
> >
> > ~ Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
> >
> > ~ Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
> >
> > ~ What do you mean you want a divorce!?
> >
> > ~ She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!
> >
> > ~ FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!
> >
> > ~ Dang, page 47 of the manual is missing...

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