
03-26-2004, 10:52 PM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Santa Monica California
Posts: 1,570
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If a dog could give you advice......
It might sound something like this; 1.When a loed one comes home,always run to greet them.2.Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.3.Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstacy.4.When it is in YOUR best interest,practice obedience.5.Let others know when they invade your territory.6.Take naps.7.Stretch before rising.8.Run,romp and play daily.9Thrive on attention and let people touch you.10.Avoide biting,when simple growl will do.11.On warm days,stop to lie on your back in the grass.12.On hot days,drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.13.When you're happy,dance around and wag your entire body.14.No matter how often you are scolded,don't buy ito the guilt thing and pout...Run right back and make friends.15.Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.16.Eat with gusto and enthusasim stop when you have had enough.17Be loyal,never pretend to be something you're not.18.If what you want is buried,dig until you find it.19.When someone is having a bad day,be silent,sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
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