Things that make you go "hmmmmmm"
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>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
>these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the
>next thing that comes out of it's butt."
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>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
>to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
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>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
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>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
>can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>Why does your Obstetrician/Gynecologist leave the room when you get
>undressed if he is going to look up there anyway?
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>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
>dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?
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>If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner show had enough money to buy all that
>ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and
> >vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
>tune?
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>Stop singing and read on . . . .
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>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
>it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your a--?
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>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
>but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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