All of that wacking off adds up! What's your stats?

The Ejaculator

Personally, I have generated 18.416666666667 gallons and 153.69452366667 lbs. of Jizz!

If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 98.222222222222 yards...a football field of spooch.

I have killed approximately 636,480,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 3536 kittens...and counting...fast.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.