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"I wish I hadn't said that!"
We don't know whether these are true stories or not -- although they come with names and ages. But it doesn't matter. They're pretty funny
"I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowjob?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better." -- Melinda, 39, Seguin, TX
"I was at the golf store because I was unhappy with the women's balls I'd been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking sales guys who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls.'" -- Colleen, 31, Ferndale, MI
"My sister and I were at the mall and passed a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget." -- Faye, 34, Ellerslie, MD
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler began to run amok. I was finally able to grab her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter." -- Amy, Stafford, Virginia
"This true story had most of Michigan laughing for 2 days. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to snow but didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!" -- SJ
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*~Sharni~*
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