> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
> between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
> Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
> butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
>
> Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all."
> Murphy replied "Don't worry -- just follow me."
>
> He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness
> and two glasses of Jameson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do
> you know how much trouble we be in? We haven't got any money!!' Murphy
> replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They
downed
> their drinks.
>
> Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go
on
> your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman
noticed
> them, went berserk and threw them out.
>
> They continued this, pub after pub getting more and more drunk all for
> free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do
any
> more o'this. I'm piss drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
>
> Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage -- in the
third
> pub."

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