What's a guy to do?????

If this has ever happened to you, what do you do when it occurs?

Euphemisms for Impotence



180 degrees shy of heaven

Performing with Flacido Domingo


A few parts shy of an erector set


Sch-wing and a miss


Not rising to the level of impeachable offense


The Null Monte


Disappointing Miss Daisy


Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics


Ascension Deficit Disorder


Bouncing the Check of Love


Less-than-Magic Johnson


All Doled up with nowhere to go


Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You


Serving boneless pork


Unleavened Man-Bread

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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