Lady in a carpet store bends over to inspect a persian rug,
as she does so,she passes wind.feeling very embarrassed
she stands back up hoping no one heard.but there right
be side her stands a salesman,may i help you he ask's
i was wondering about the price of this rug,she replies,
well ,he say's,if touching it makes you fart,you a going to
shit yourself,when i tell you the price.