Seen "High Fidelity?" They make lists for everything. I am instituting the first top five list.

Top 5 locations for sex in no particular order:

1. an abandoned house off an old country road
2. during a party/get together at a friend's house (not the person you're sleeping with)
3. on a balcony outside your house/apartment that could be seen by passersby
4.the kitchen table
5. the kitchen counter

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"Even a man who is pure of heart
And says his prayers by night
Can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the moon is full and bright."