So, I destroyed this living thing, then chopped it up into smaller bits. After that, I proceeded to take cords, chains, screw-in-the-ground tie downs, and strap it down so it doesn't get away. Then I did the same restraint routine to several other things. Now, my entire body hurts, and if anyone gets in my way, I'm likely to rip their head off for the pure pleasure of watching them blow away in the coming hurricane.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.