If you wrote the Bud Light commercials... who would you salute? You don't have to write a whole commercial script, but please feel free if you are so inclined.

I'll start...


Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"

Back up singers: Real American Heroes

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess

Back up singers: Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess

Announcer: When someone says something even too crude for an adult sex site, you're there to give them the boot

Back up singers: Right up the backside

Announcer: And as if there weren't already 8,743 questions asked in the forums... you can always think of one more...

Back up singers: Just gotta know

Announcer: You always manage to treat us to new stories, and pictures, oh yes, pictures...

Back up singers: Looking good now

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess, 'cause thanks to you, adults are safe from 15 year old boys posing as undersexed college cheerleaders...

Back up singers: Thank you Mrs Demon Bitch-Mod Goddess

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