It's alleged taht a "dog bites man" sotry is not news, but they seem to have made and exception.
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...atia_dogbite_dc

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Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance
1 hour, 49 minutes ago

ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.

The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.

The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

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