I've just had my second visit to a new hygienist. The first time I thought it was just an accident, but my second visit has been the same.

The Hygienist is a mid thirties attractive woman. Now I'm not the best client - really the dentist is not on my places to be. But I am changing my mind about this lady's technique. As she sits behind me she rests my head ever so gently in her cleavage and massages her breasts around my head as she works away. I can smell her breasts and the soft touch, punctuated occasionally by a hard nipple, is just intoxicating.

If it weren't for the noise and water to distract me, I could become quite compromised.

By Christmas, I will have the best pearlies in the UK.