Woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married
son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked
to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"
the daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law
explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked! "My husband loves me
to wear this
dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end.
Every time he sees me
in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and
ravages me for hours on
end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she
undressed, showered, put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD, and laid on
the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
her husband came
home.
He walked in and saw her laying there so
provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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