Your Nine year old son finds your Dildo? We were sitting on the couch watching tv when my 9 year old son walked out with my 8 inch blue rubber dildo in his hand saying "Mom what the heck is this? " He was looking for batteries for his Game Boy (in my underware drawer) hahaha. We looked at each other trying not to laugh in front of him. I didn't know what to say to him except the first thing that popped into my head. I told him that I bought it as a gag joke for a friend. Now today he was talking about it out of curiosity. What would any of you do? Obviously, he is way to young for me to sit him down and explain anything to him. I can see it now when he sees Grandma he will be telling her.

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Missy