02-15-2003, 09:15 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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More Jokes!!
A bloke walks into a pub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
'Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent.'
'One cent?' exclaims the bloke.
The barman says 'Yes'
So the bloke glances over at the menu and asks, 'Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?'
Certainly sir,' replies the bartender, 'but that all comes to real money.'
'How much money?' inquires the bloke.
'Four cents,' he replies
'Four cents!' exclaims the bloke. 'Where's the fella who owns this place?'
The barman replies 'Upstairs with my wife.'
The bloke says, What's he doing with your wife?'
The bartender replies 'The same thing I'm doing with his business.'
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