It just makes me proud to be British !!

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.

542 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. and finally.........

In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet..

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