I am sitting here watching a Saturday Night Live Christmas Show. ......

Have you ever seen the PBS radio broadcast (on SNL) with Mary Joe, Terry and (special guest Alec Baldwin) Pete Schweaty?

I promise you my friends............I live in that hell!

Mary Joe and Terry and Pete are all sitting around and talking recipes and they are dressed in Christmas sweaters and Pete is asking if they have tried his balls! He calls them "Schweaty Balls" and sells the recipe in his book (who the fuck knows the name of it?)......with a straight face......Mary Joe and Terry say "Oh, I love balls!"

All day, every day.........in Pa. Dutch country........you'll find people who talk and act EXACTLY like this!

Send in the marines!

S.O.S.!!!!!


I can't take this anymore!


Happy Holidays everyone!!!!!................In case they suck me in and put a holiday sweater on me and make me start talking like them!

*Not that I don't like balls.......just not the kind-o-balls they speak of!!!!!!!!*

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