Sorry DildoDiva's man, but I think your peom needs a little change to the end...

Happy Happy Birthday,
I really hope you came,
Happy Happy Birthday,
With good ol whips and chains,
Hope you get excited,
Hope you get a nut,
Happy Happy Birthday,
With AQUA in your butt!

Much better...

Have a super Happy Birthday Lilith! If it were possible, I'd ship myself, giftwrapped, to your door with my body positioned so my fuzzy bum was the first thing you'd see when you unwrapped me!
Hope your day is super and full of ultra hot passionate anal sex with me... er, uhm, I mean your S/O...

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these