I was out searching for the tallest building in my little town so I could go the roof and jump off. The way my Cubs have performed in the first two games of the playoffs is just making me sick.

No need to worry, the tallest building in town is just three stories and I really don't like pain so there's no way I'd jump. I may go down to the bar and drink until I fall off of a bar stool though.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus