To any guys reading this post—this is indeed a conversation most women have in their lifetime with their friends. We are fascinated by your dangling bits between your legs. What it feels like there, how pants fit comfortably, what it’s like when you’re standing at a urinal and are tempted to glance at the dude next to you. And yes, what it feels like to have sex with one of us. So with that in mind, I wanted to ask the Pixie ladies what exactly they would do if they had a manhood for a moment, a schlong for a spell, a willie for a week, a dick for a day. So ladies, what would you do if you had a dick for a day?

But Pixie men one thing I’m wondering of you—do guys ever theorize about what they would do if they had a vagina?

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