It wasn't today but it still makes me snicker at how Bright RED Mayhem got with pure embarassment. Friday was my 8 week post baby check up, and when asked what we were doing for contraception, I basically said that we can't use regular size condoms because they are too small for Mayhem. Mayhem went several shades of red at that, I think, because I was so blunt with the nurse taking notes. She very kindly said that she'd look for large condoms for us to use until our preferred choice of contraception is effective, and found for us about 3 dozen large condoms, and handed them to Mayhem, who again went multi-red again. All this was AFTER I was razzing him in the waiting room when we watched an announcement ticker say that they were giving out free condoms to people 16-24, and I was saying darn, we don't qualify, but that was ok regular condoms were too small for him anyway.

































......Large-size condoms are still too small...