I love doing Pixie-ized versions of old songs. Here's one for ya' and feel free to add your own!

The Rattle of Early Mornin’
(To the tune of The Battle of New Orleans)

By Dicksbro

Bout’ oh-six-thirty, I turned her on her hip,
I turned her and I hugged her, then dipped my little stick.
I pushed it in her sweetness, then I pulled it out again,
And we wiggled and we ground a bit. I took her fer’ a spin.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

Well,, she bounced and she hollared, and she swiveled on me more,
I must have been a shakin’ like I never dun before,
The walls they a tightenin’ and she gave a final squeeze,
And the streams of liquid cotton, went squirtin’ if you please.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

Ol’ pricky was a stiffy and he had the big surprise,
If only I could hold til the time to let it fly,
I held it by her tummy, I could feel it really swell,
Then I let it burst a plenty like a cannon shot from … WELL …

It ran from my honey, and it ran from her cunny,
It ran down her skin where it’d never gone befo’
It ran so fast that the Kleenex couldn’t catch it,
Down from her tawt body to the silky sheets below.

I fired my gun, til it’s barrel almost melted,
Then I licked her and I kissed as we played another round,
I teased up her clitty then a’diddied her behind,
And when she bucked and jerked again, she truly lost her mind.

It rubbed my willie, till’ I knew I was a cummin‘,
There was there quite a buildup, getting’ ready for my hun.
I clenched my hips and my balls began a pumpin’
Down the rigid shaft to my baby’s waitin’ tun ...

It ran from my honey, and it ran from her cunny,
It ran down her skin where it’d never gone befo’
It ran so fast that the Kleenex couldn’t catch it,
Down from her tawt body to the silky sheets below.