
06-08-2006, 09:28 PM
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Tells it all
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Massivetwotits
Posts: 22,142
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For all the overstressed homemakers out there.
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want
to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly and FIRMLY click, "Yes"
7. Feel better?
Works for me!
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