Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

Only in Australia ... is "you awake?" the standard concept of foreplay

Only in Australia ... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol's etc while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open, have no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter

Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place

Only in Australia ... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly) in Latin meaning "many" and, tics" meaning blood sucking creatures"

Only in Australia ... do we live by the saying "you're never too pissed if you can still find the floor"

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