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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican couple were
recovering separately after a marital spat got out of
control and saw them firing guns, throwing knives and
hurling homemade bombs, Mexican daily Milenio said on
Monday.

In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy
"Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until
their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb
explosion, Milenio said.

Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan
Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of
Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to
hospital with third-degree burns.

A local police official confirmed the report but
declined to provide further information.

In the violence-filled movie about the fictional
Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered
to kill each other.

Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had
suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only
sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.

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