The Rules,
1) The female always makes the rules.
2) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
3) No male can possibly know all the rules.
4) If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately
change some or all the rules.
5) The female is never wrong.
6) If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something the male did or said.
7) If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.
8) The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9) The male must never change his mind without the express, written consent
of the female.
10) The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11) The male must remain calm at all times unless the female WANTS him
to be angry or upset.
12) The female must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the male know whether she
wants him to be angry or upset.
13) If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
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