Roflmao!!!!!!

Well crap.........I just read this from the national weather service.
Let's hope not!!!!
...SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS EXPECTED OVER PARTS OF THE SOUTHERN PLAINS
TODAY AND TONIGHT.
THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER IN NORMAN OK IS FORECASTING THE
DEVELOPMENT OF LARGE HAIL...AND DAMAGING WINDS OVER PARTS OF THE
SOUTHERN PLAINS LATER TODAY AND TONIGHT.
THE AREAS MOST LIKELY TO EXPERIENCE THIS ACTIVITY INCLUDE
WESTERN OKLAHOMA
NORTHWEST TEXAS AND THE EASTERN TEXAS PANHANDLE
SURROUNDING THE MODERATE RISK AREA...THERE IS A SLIGHT RISK OF
SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS FROM TEXAS INTO THE GREAT LAKES REGION.
A VERY WARM/MOIST AND EXTREMELY UNSTABLE AIRMASS IS EXPECTED TO
DEVELOP ACROSS WESTERN OKLAHOMA AND NORTHWEST TEXAS THIS AFTERNOON.
COLD TEMPERATURES ALOFT AND AN APPROACHING UPPER SHORTWAVE TROUGH
WILL PROMOTE RAPID THUNDERSTORM DEVELOPMENT BY MID/LATE AFTERNOON.
FAVORABLE VERTICAL SHEAR PROFILES SUGGEST THAT SUPERCELL
THUNDERSTORMS WILL BE LIKELY. VERY LARGE...DAMAGING HAIL APPEARS TO
BE THE MAIN THREAT. HOWEVER...ISOLATED TORNADOES WILL ALSO BE
POSSIBLE.