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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Too cute, Aqua!!!!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

I'll just be me so use Booger or if you feel a need to change either Mr. Boogerface or Booger Lama

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

If you can come up with anything better than one-trick pony, I'm all for it.
I had Paul Simon on the CD player when I joined Pixies and that song came on when I was trying to think of a name.

Sometimes I'm not very creative.

At least it's a conversation starter in chat...lol

lakritze is fine with me.After all,I made it up.Any book you write about pixies will it proudly on my coffee table.Of course I'll read it first.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

How about jsut Lama-Lama-Ding-Dong? ....................... or just Ding-Dong works for me.

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Tell us what you have in mind Lil. Is this going to be a coffee-table book or a night-stand reader?

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No clue...it was just a suggestion from a friend

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

if the book gets a movie deal Lilith can you have Curtis Armstrong play me

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I want to be played by Frederick Mellinger.

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*Bardog begins dancing around like Steve Martin in "The Jerk" when he sees his name in the phone book*

WOOHOOO!!!!
I'm gonna be in a book! I'm gonna be in a book!

I will make the edit list won't I? Please oh please

You can ues the name Bardog for me
but just fib and make me taller and better looking.

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

p.s......in the story if I am in it...make me tall and skinny, ok?

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~Tainted Love~

Aqua, I'm a Scotch gal (Lagavulin preferably) but I do like the idea. And I love my new av...

THANKS again...if you're ever in Columbus let me know and I'd be happy to buy you the legspreader of your choice.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

ok, I had to look that up....but I should have known! You freak! LMBO!

Steph told me over the weekend that I should be called "Nellie" in your book, Lil...you know, as in "nervous."

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author