03-20-2004, 02:19 PM
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Carpe diem
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Snowballing is to sharing as ... running a race is to going solo.
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03-20-2004, 05:07 PM
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Just me.
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Unfastening a bra is to a Guy as ... ice skating is to a roller skater.
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03-20-2004, 08:34 PM
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Comedians are to laughter as ... Farmers are to eating.
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03-21-2004, 08:42 AM
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Magic Tongue
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Praise is to ego as ... smooth lips are to a cock.
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03-21-2004, 09:55 AM
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snow is to winter as ice is to cubes
Jelly is to peanut butter as
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03-21-2004, 09:16 PM
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Jelly is to peanut butter as ... panties are to bra.
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03-21-2004, 11:43 PM
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Scissors are to hair as ...clippers are to nails.
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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03-23-2004, 12:38 AM
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A penis is to sex as ... pole is to pole vaulting.
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03-23-2004, 04:16 AM
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Caves are to bats as ... rapids are to salmon.
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03-24-2004, 02:37 AM
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Jackets are to cool weather as ... rubbers are to casual sex.
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04-03-2004, 09:19 AM
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Firm is to Ass as ... ribbed is to Stomach
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04-03-2004, 06:38 PM
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Reading is to book ... as blowing is to a flutist
combing hair is to Arthur Fonzarelli as...
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN 
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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04-03-2004, 07:29 PM
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Combing hair is to Arthur Fonzarelli as ... singing is to Beverly Sills
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04-04-2004, 05:40 AM
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Bricks are to buildings as ... dirt is to gardens.
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04-04-2004, 07:59 AM
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Motors are to machines as ... Muscles are to animals.
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