02-09-2004, 07:28 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Location: Queensland, Australia
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I've swallowed 121.875 gallons and 1017.0961125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 8.6666666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,616,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 31200 kittens. 
 
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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02-09-2004, 09:04 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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You have made 26 gallons and 216.980504 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3866666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 898,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4992 kittens.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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02-10-2004, 02:07 PM
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Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
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where do you find this stuff - its great!
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02-11-2004, 01:47 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 120
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You have made 24.375 gallons and 203.4192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.7333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,123,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 6240 kittens.
That sure is alot of little kitties........lol
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02-11-2004, 01:48 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Alabama
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Wow, Sharni, 8 footbal fields.................. Imprressive amount to swallow..
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02-11-2004, 06:08 AM
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Banned
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Location: outdoor
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i dont remember what to say...... because you all counted on mine.
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02-11-2004, 09:20 AM
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Count Spankula
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: All over
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Well... at least I'm not the worst self abuser...
You have made 27.083333333333 gallons and 226.02135833333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,872,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10400 kittens.
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02-11-2004, 11:42 AM
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Wet Member
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Location: British Columbia, Canada
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Anyone want to fill a swimming pool?
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Susan
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02-11-2004, 01:25 PM
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Count Spankula
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: All over
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LOL@SuzyQ...
That would be just a little bit thick to swim in...
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02-12-2004, 07:20 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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You have made 12.796875 gallons and 106.7950918125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 91 yards.
You have killed approximately 589,680,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3276 kittens.
I blame my youth and busy lifestyle
CasperTG
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02-15-2004, 02:55 AM
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Working Stiff
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
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You have made 19.296875 gallons and 161.0402178125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3722222222222 football fields!
You have killed approximately 889,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4940 kittens.
Damn..I GOTTA find another hobby!...LOL
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02-15-2004, 03:17 AM
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It wasn't me!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Yorkshire UK
Posts: 1,370
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You have made 20.3125 gallons and 169.51601875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.4444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 936,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5200 kittens.
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If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?
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02-15-2004, 11:50 AM
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watcher of all
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Wa and Canada
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You have made 35.546875 gallons and 296.6530328125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.5277777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,638,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9100 kittens.
Damn, didn't realize the stats! Have to work harder to catch up to others!
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02-15-2004, 09:04 PM
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Insatiable
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: WNY
Posts: 8,935
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I cannot believe I am responding to this thread but here goes...
You have made 11.578125 gallons and 96.6241306875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 82.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 533,520,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2964 kittens.
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03-01-2004, 05:05 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: S. England
Posts: 9
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You have made 39 gallons and 325.470756 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9984 kittens.
Next time someone says I'm a great big wanker, I'll have to agree!
What is it with the kittens? or am I too innocent to know?
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