"And if everything I have told you isn't a complete load of bullshit, I hope to drop dead."

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

"Oh God, that was just sooooooooooooo good. What's next?"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

"And for my next trick"

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

She's HOW Old?????????? I swear she said she was 18.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

All life is a journey, and I'm excited to take the next step.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney