10-07-2003, 11:34 PM
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AGE difference
> Thirty years difference...
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> 1973: Long hair
> 2003: Longing for hair
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> 1973: The perfect high
> 2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund
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> 1973: KEG
> 2003: EKG
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> 1972: Acid rock
> 2003: Acid reflux
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> 1973: Moving to California because it's cool
> 2003: Moving to California because it's warm
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> 1973: Growing pot
> 2003: Growing pot belly
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> 1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> 2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
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> 1973: Seeds and stems
> 2003: Roughage
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> 1973: Killer weed
> 2003: Weed killer
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> 1973: Hoping for a BMW
> 2003: Hoping for a BMW
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> 1973: The Grateful Dead
> 2003: Dr. Kevorkian
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> 1973: Going to a new, hip joint
> 2003: Receiving a new hip joint
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> 1973: Rolling Stones
> 2003: Kidney Stones
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> 1973: Being called into the principal's office
> 2003: Calling the principal's office
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> 1973: Screw the system
> 2003: Upgrade the system
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> 1973: Disco
> 2003: Costco
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> 1973: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> 2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
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> 1973: Passing the drivers' test
> 2003: Passing the vision test (Amen!)
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> 1973: Whatever
> 2003: Depends
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10-08-2003, 12:30 AM
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LMAO 
Verry good Irish...................... and too true. 
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10-08-2003, 03:28 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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LMAO
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10-08-2003, 04:36 AM
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Just me.
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Good one, Irish.
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10-08-2003, 09:00 AM
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Irish,
Ouch!
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10-08-2003, 09:05 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Damn Irish, thanks for the buzzkill! ha ha
Once, a couple of years ago, I heard the doorbell ring and ran to the door while talking the whole way. We usually leave our front door open, and when I came around the corner I saw our neighbor standing in our mudroom. I was suprised to see him and said "Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else." to which he replied "I used to be."
Truer words were never spoken!
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10-08-2003, 05:09 PM
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Nothing makes you more aware of your age than to see a pretty young thing somewhere and find out you remember her Mom or Dad from school.... several years BEHIND you.
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10-08-2003, 06:47 PM
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BigBear57---Don't laugh,that has happened to me,at a marina
& at an auto parts warehouse.I went to another auto parts ware-
house.An aquaintence of mine was there.His father was visiting
him.It turned out that his father,was on my work crew,at a Work
Boat manufacturer.I had smoked pot with his father,when we were"sea trialing"a newly built boat & never realised that they were related!Needless to say,I didn't tell him ANYTHING that his
father & I had done together! Irish
P.S.When we finished a boat,we took it on a maiden voyage to
check the shaft bearings,etc.These voyages were called "Sea Trials."
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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10-08-2003, 07:38 PM
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Oh Irish, I'm not laughing. It's definitely happened to me and in an oh so not funny way. I was almost flirting with a beauty in the grocery one day and after a few smiles and glances between us I walked into an old friend I hadn't seen in years. We talked and I almost choked when the beauty came up and hugged him and asked "Daddy can we get some ice creme with the movies?"
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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10-09-2003, 09:02 PM
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Princess Domeeveryway
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Too funny Irish
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